Super Awesome Mystery Prize!!

So, I was searching through random message boards and I ended up at http://www.blogexperiment.org.  I saw a button that said “Post Something”…so I did.  Now I apparently am a regular contributor to that site.  You should all check it out.  Maybe you guys can add more stuff to your plates too!

I think the point of the site is that you can share your irregular blog posts on a site where you don’t have to feel like you’re the only contributor….and so somebody will read your posts.

I think I’ll go there now and let their readers know that my bowel movements are a bit irregular today.

-Mike

So, we were out of the country for a few weeks.  It was insane.  We visited cool places, dirty places, scary places, fun places, and super awesome places.  I swam in hot water, cold water, salty water, clear water, and foggy water.  I ate a lot of different kinds of food, but one thing was always constant….Ketchup.  When I was a kid, the ketchup in different places were pretty different.  Some were runnier, some were spicier…basically different places had different brands, and different brands were different.  Now, almost every restaurant, no matter where, serves Heinz ketchup, or a brand that tastes almost identical.  I wasn’t happy.  Variety is the spice of life, and if I’m gonna be in some random backwards country, I want random backwards ketchup.  C’mon…seriously…if I wanted everything to be the same as at home, I would have stayed home.  I could have saved thousands of dollars in flights, hours and hours of time in cramped airplanes, sat my but on the couch and watched the food network while eating delivered pizza.

Anyway, we were out.  Things were delayed a little bit, but we should be back on track by tomorrow.  If you have a problem, or just want to yell at us for taking too long to deliver your stuff, e-mail us and we’ll make it up to ya.

-Mike