The product of my weekend
So I went to this huge concert this weekend and it was wicked intense. There were a million bands playing and this band called Chiodos was playing when I finally decided to get in the pit. It was nuts and I was probably in way over my head. There was this guy swinging around and running into everybody and I had been watching him so I could steer clear of the insanity. I think I took my eyes off him for three seconds and I got clocked in the mouth by….his fucking foot. I don’t know what he was trying to do but it fucking hurt. I didn’t see him afterward, perhaps because he took off or because I was on the ground, but I did find my tooth. So, when I got home I did what any reasonable person would do. I mailed it out as a prize! If YOU got it in the mail you could make some mad bank from the toothfairy, provide you got rich parents. hahaha.
-Crack
