Super Awesome Mystery Prize!!

So…I posted about the new website a little bit ago, and mentioned the bag of sand I sent out the other day.  I immediately got yelled at by two of my friends telling me that “I crossed the line.”  There’s a LINE???  What the hell is this…the f-ing Hello Kittie store at your local mall?  I would understand if I pooped between pieces of wonder bread and sent out shit sandwiches everyday, but this was SAND…CALIFORNIA SAND!

Ok, so I’m a jerk, or whatever, but seriously…there are people in undeveloped countries who gather around TV sets hoping to catch a glimps of California sand…or Baywatch boobies…and I could only imagine the look on one of their children’s faces if they were actually able to TOUCH California sand.

Anyway, the guy I sent the sand to was in Chicago, and I sent it to him with a letter explaining to him that here in Southern California it was close to 80 degrees at the beach that day and that I knew through the wonders of the internet, that it was FREEZING in Chicago.  So, he might not have received a Captain Planet video, or an iPod, or whatever, but he’s got bag filled with a thousand* grains of sand (or LOVE) from Malibu, California!  When he’s down he can smell California in the sand, he can build something with the sand, he can create artwork, re-gift it, or he can throw it in his nephews eyes to make him stronger.

-Mike

PS.  Sand is beautiful, and I won’t stand for anyone discriminating against it.

*Approximation.

I sent 5 bucks to www.superawesomemysteryprize.com and all I got was this crappy website!!!?

Hahah…anyway, we’re using Wordpress to build this site so that we can more easily update you crazy cats on what we’ve sent out lately, and what you’ve sent us. Hopefully it works out. In all of our genius glory, we took down the old site and replaced it with this one before we got the paypal stuff working…so only the regulars who have the old PayPal information and can remember the prices will be ordering Super-Prizes for the next day or so….and since you’re a returning customer, you’ll get the “royal” treatment! (Not like the guy I sent a bag of sand to yesterday!!)

So why is this a great DEAL???! Why??, because we’re cheap, Wordpress is FREE, and I use bad grammar. (I doubt that made any sense at all)

I know what you guys are thinking, and I’m going to put an end to it NOW. “How can wordpress be FREE yet I had to send you 5 bucks for a bag of sand?” HOW? I’ll tell you how…Wordpress doesn’t send you ungrateful jerks iPods, video games, and LOVE. Yeah, I said it…We love you.

Oh yeah…stamps are expensive when you have a manilla envelope full of butterflies to send someone.

Again, sorry half this site doesn’t work yet…we’ll have a new message board, shop, and everything ready soon.